Steamed Hams Inc.

[Intro: Seymour Skinner & Superintendent Chalmers] Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho no (Steamed Clams) Well, Seymour, I made it- (Steamed Hams) Despite your directions(Steamed Clams) Superintendent Chalmers (Steamed Hams) I hope you're prepared for Steamed Hams (Eeh) Egads! My roast is ruined! But, what if- (Steamed Clams) I were to purchase fast food (Steamed Hams) And disguise it as my own cooking? (Luncheon, luncheon, luncheon, luncheon) (Steamed Clams) (Ho ho ho ho ho) Delightfully Devilish, Seymour (Luncheon, luncheon, luncheon) Seymour! [Verse 1: Seymour Skinner & Superintendent Chalmers] Superintendent Chalmers, I was just uh- S-stretching my calves on the windowsill! (uh uh) Isometric exercise! Care to join me? (care to join me?) Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh! That isn't smoke! Uh- Ah, It's steam Steam from the steamed clams we're having! (Steamed Clams) Mm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-mm (Steamed Clams) (Steamed Hams) (uh) Whew! [Chorus: Seymour Skinner & Superintendent Chalmers] Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers! I thought we were having steamed clams D'oh, no! I said “steamed hams”! That's what I call hamburgers! You call hamburgers steamed hams? It's a regional dialect Uh-huh, in what region? Uhh, Upstate New York Really? Well - [Verse 2: Seymour Skinner & Superintendent Chalmers] I'm from Utica, and I've never heard Anyone use the phrase "steamed hams." Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression You know, these hamburgers are quite similar (yes) To the ones they have at Krusty Burger (yes) Old family recipe! Ho ho (ho) ho ho (ho) no For steamed hams? Yes, Steamed Hams (Steamed Hams) Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact Despite the fact that they are obviously grilled You know, the- One thing I should- I see And yet, you steam the ham? Patented Skinner Burgers! Oh ho (ho) ho ho (ho) no (ho) (ho) (Of course) [Pre-Chorus: Seymour Skinner & Superintendent Chalmers] Well, that was wonderful (Steamed Clams) A good time was had by all, I pooped (Steamed Hams) Yes. I should be- Good Lord (Steamed Clams) What is happening in there!? (Steamed Hams) [Chorus: Seymour Skinner, Superintendent Chalmers & Both] Aurora Borealis Uh- Aurora Borealis? Aurora Borealis At this time of day? Aurora Borealis Uh- Aurora Borealis In this part of the country!? (Yes) Within your kitchen? No [Outro: Seymour Skinner, Superintendent Chalmers, Both & Agnes Skinner] Seymour! The house is on fire! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights (Ho ho ho ho no) (Steamed Hams) Well, Seymour, I must say, (Steamed Clams) You are an odd fellow, but you steam a good ham. (Steamed Hams) (Steamed Clams) HELP! HEEEEEELP!! (Steamed Hams) HEEEEEELP!! (Steamed Clams) (Steamed Hams)