Richard

[Intro: Obie Trice] Yeah, Trice The Statik Selektah [Verse 1: Obie Trice] O back around the corner, got the crack Put in your orders, we 'bout to run up out the storages It's notorious, the way I got big spitting stories BME's X-Clan, vanglorious We're not your favorite, fuck it, you know the system And you buck it, have you revisiting how you used to love it My niggas spew through the music, acoustics School kid used to pursue excuses Truth is, I was truant in school So its influence is foolish, that was my views I’m back at it, the rap addict, by any means We gonna get these stacks accurate, no skinny jeans Say he ain't a star, niggas might be right I'm so regular, nigga gotta shift tonight Take it back, Selektah, let 'em know it's Trice Put your seatbelts on, we gon' ride tonight [Verse 2: Eminem] And I would like to introduce myse-self, surprise! Hi, it's Ike 'Bout to get my Ike on, I come with a life supply of wife beaters And my Nikes on and a white tee over that iron mic Lookin' fly tonight, feel like I might die from a spider bite Come back as Spider-Man, park my Peter inside a dyke Bitch actin' like she got fuckin' higher standards than Meijer's, right Had to pry her fingers off the mothafuckin' Breyers ice cream With the pliers, like "Ahh!" only a ruthless bastard would do this Take a toothless bitch with no taste buds to Ruth's Chris Give her toothpicks, stop on the way home, pick up two Big Bufords Scrupulous, girl, you got a nice pair, but you're plumb stupid! So when I pull up in that Benz, don't try to pretend you ain't interested To impress your stupid-ass friends, and refuse to get in, woman And get slammed on the ground and snap like a pool stick against cement If you sick of dick, pretend it's a musical instrument You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow I can tell at first glance you're a ho 'cause your pants are so tight When you dance with O. Trice, your implants explode So cold to dykes, the chance is snow in San Francisco Boy I'm from Detroit city, you live in animosity That's a fucked up state to be in, such an atrocity Look where these random thoughts get me in senseless mind babble "What me? Apologize?" That's just the way the rhyme unravels And I wouldn't fucking take it back if I time traveled! [Chorus: Eminem] Just call me Richard, 'cause I'm a dick It's also Richard 'cause I feel like you should Pry your fucking mouth up off of it I said just call me Richard, 'cause I'm a dick You ain't gotta be no detective to figure out I'm a dick When I hold my privates it's your first clue, Sherlock, prick! Just call me Richard [Verse 3: Obie Trice] That's my motives, jumpin' off in Rovers All white, like I was right up in the Dakotas Or Minnesota, did I mention soda? When it's mixed with the yola, watch my cup runneth over Cut from a soldier, them ho niggas disposable toaster Putting holes in a nigga getting close enough BME 'til the credits roll 'til my condition is beyond what the medics know They wanna edit O, like a prosthetic third Leg let it go, this is Shady 1.0, Em let 'em know I still profit through the process The prize in my jeans my balls'll never digress I'm a dick that I brag about I put it in faster than I drag it out World, I be your special friend see 'Cause these suckas suffer from pseudo-penis envy... So! [Chorus: Eminem] Just call me Richard, 'cause I'm a dick It's also Richard 'cause I feel like you should Pry your fucking mouth up off of it I said just call me Richard, 'cause I'm a dick You ain't gotta be no detective to figure out I'm a dick When I hold my privates it's your first clue, Sherlock, prick! Just call me Richard