On our trip to England I noticed something obscene
People still actually give a shit about the Queen
Though London girls aren't snobs at all
And Brighton's lovely in the Fall
Left alone to drive ourselves on the opposite side
Man it was a miracle that nobody died
Hanging out with Steven Drew, Theo
Paul and Sorrel too
Eating at Welcome Breaks daily
We danced in Leeds with Brit Pop Haley
Performing with the Apples
And then crashing at the Wrights
Bitching because Steven booked us
On such еarly flights
Always in a foggy haze
Because wе hadn't slept for days
Every single one of our London cabbies played
The most truly repellent techno music ever made
But they'll drop you without hesitation if you try changing the station
Up to our necks in crisps and litter
In the van we dubbed the Gary Glitter
Thank you guys, that little bit we did at the end, that yeah
That was spotted by Alesha [?]
You don't know my name, I really like that song really
Dottie thinks it's really funny when she calls on her cellphone
It's like, I look a lot different on work clothes
She said acne, but no, she doesn't
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