You’re a Fucking Nerd and No One Likes You

You're a fucking nerd And no one likes you You're a fucking nerd And no one likes you You're a fucking nerd You're a fucking nerd Oh, Jacob no one likes you (Oh no one likes you, no) 'Cause you're fucking nerd (Fucking nerd) (Fucking nerd) (Fucking nerd) Instead of T&A You got G.O.T. Anime, Star Trek, D & D You still quote high school geometry And that's cool, wait no, it's not And I do a couple of eight balls Before breakfast every day I slam dunk so much poon I make Wilt chamberlain look gay (Wilt Chamberlain, star center for the La Lakers Famously slept with more than 20,000 women) You're a fucking nerd And no one likes you You're a fucking nerd And no one likes you You're a fucking nerd You're a fucking nerd Oh, Jacob no one likes you (Oh no one likes you, no) 'Cause you're fucking nerd (Fucking nerd) (Fucking nerd) (Fucking nerd) The only trophy you've got Is some mathelete shit Your fantasies are all about Khaleesi's tits You did have that one chick at summer camp Oh wait, no, she was fake And I do so much blow My goddamn eyeballs are on fire I fuck, fuckin' angels, bro Dude, I rape tigers I rape tigers (How are you such a nerd?) (No one gives a fuck) (About your fucking nerdy-nerd life, Jacob) (Fucking nerd) You're a fucking nerd And no one likes you You're a fucking nerd And no one likes you You're a fucking nerd You're a fucking nerd Oh, Jacob no one likes you You're nerd And no one likes you You're a fucking nerd And no one likes you (Fucking nerd) You're a fucking nerd (Jacob) You're a fucking nerd (Fucking nerd) Oh, Jacob no one likes you (No one likes you, no) 'Cause you're fucking nerd (Fucking nerd)