Okay MUM

Don't put your elbows on the table Don't eat with your mouth open Don't talk when you've got a mouthful When you're eating with your mother You're only hungry because you're bored Well okay mum You're only hungry because you're bored Well okay mum Go and have a glass of milk Well okay mum Well okay mum Well okay mum Go and tidy your room While you're there give it a vacuum Put you're washing away And make sure it's folded You're only hungry because you're bored Well okay mum You're only hungry because you're bored Well okay mum Go and have a glass of milk Well okay mum Well okay mum Well okay mum Hey mum I'm really hungry Is there anything that maybe I could eat Well, David, if you're really that hungry You can have a piece of fruit Fuck that! You're only hungry because you're bored Well okay mum You're only hungry because you're bored Well okay mum Go and have a glass of milk Well okay mum Well okay mum Well okay mum Not a fucking drama