If I Had a Dog

[Intro: Olivia Rodrigo & Madison Hu] Aw, think we can handle it? Definitely [Chorus: Olivia Rodrigo & Madison Hu] If I had a dog Wouldn't life be awesome with a dog? Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo [Verse 1: Madison Hu, Olivia Rodrigo & Both] Can't wait to wake up to a gentle puppy kiss Strollin' round the neighborhood, nothin' better than this Everyone gonna be jealous when they see him doin' tricks like magic Sit, stay, uh, wait, hey! Every moment's bliss... ugh [Chorus: Olivia Rodrigo & Madison Hu] If I had a dog Wouldn't life be awesome with a dog? Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo [Verse 2: Olivia Rodrigo & Madison Hu] I'll know what he likes to eat, got the table set (No, no!) I'll be dressin' up with my new best friend And if it gets a little dirty I'll shampoo him 'til he purty (Mm, ah, eh, isn't he the best?) [Chorus: Olivia Rodrigo & Madison Hu] If I had a dog Wouldn't life be awesome with a dog? Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo [Bridge: Olivia Rodrigo & Madison Hu] If I had a human, my life would be sick Chewin' on they shoes, I eat what I wish Jumpin' on beds, straight-up breakin' the law Got everybody wrapped around my paw Have my friends over for a squirrel chase party Rippin' up the sofa with Shiloh and Sparky This is my house, I run the place Get away with anything with my puppy dog face (Face, face) [Outro: Olivia Rodrigo, Madison Hu & Both] If I had a dog Wouldn't life be— But they're so cute Yup