If I Had a Dog

[Intro: Olivia Rodrigo & Madison Hu]

Aw, think we can handle it?

Definitely

[Chorus: Olivia Rodrigo & Madison Hu]

If I had a dog

Wouldn't life be awesome with a dog?

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

[Verse 1: Madison Hu, Olivia Rodrigo & Both]

Can't wait to wake up to a gentle puppy kiss

Strollin' round the neighborhood, nothin' better than this

Everyone gonna be jealous when they see him doin' tricks like magic

Sit, stay, uh, wait, hey!

Every moment's bliss... ugh

[Chorus: Olivia Rodrigo & Madison Hu]

If I had a dog

Wouldn't life be awesome with a dog?

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

[Verse 2: Olivia Rodrigo & Madison Hu]

I'll know what he likes to eat, got the table set (No, no!)

I'll be dressin' up with my new best friend

And if it gets a little dirty

I'll shampoo him 'til he purty (Mm, ah, eh, isn't he the best?)

[Chorus: Olivia Rodrigo & Madison Hu]

If I had a dog

Wouldn't life be awesome with a dog?

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

[Bridge: Olivia Rodrigo & Madison Hu]

If I had a human, my life would be sick

Chewin' on they shoes, I eat what I wish

Jumpin' on beds, straight-up breakin' the law

Got everybody wrapped around my paw

Have my friends over for a squirrel chase party

Rippin' up the sofa with Shiloh and Sparky

This is my house, I run the place

Get away with anything with my puppy dog face (Face, face)

[Outro: Olivia Rodrigo, Madison Hu & Both]

If I had a dog

Wouldn't life be—

But they're so cute

Yup