Universe Man

[Verse 1] Yeah, you can have it all, you can get the girl And if you're short, be the tallest midget in the world It's your orchard, no self-torture Hold head high like the guy on the New Yorker Though, that guy reminds me of slavery I'll let that inspire me to bravery Click Twitter read J Smooth and be the boy YouTube for reruns of Freakazoid Trying not to laugh or even talk a lot People try to get shit done at the coffee shop Good script, man; grab that Oscar Don't settle for shrimp pans, have that lobster But sit straight or you'll have bad posture And turn into a hunchback and damn that's awkward More rap advice, I'll open the coffers You don't have to ask, I'll just offer [Hook] Believe me I understand I lost a couple battles like MC Shan Now my days go according to plan Powerful man, universe man This is not email spam Or trojan malware that eats up ram Just follow step one, step two then bam Powerful man, universe man And it don't cost three grand You don't have to swear an oath to goat god pan Don't need muscles or a situation tan Powerful man, universe man [Verse 2] Go easy on the buffalo wings Do your best to stay out of a Juggalo ring Bring half the intensity Mark Ruffalo brings And you'll do fine A little Windex makes your school shoes shine Or rock 'em all scuffed, the weird kids are artsy The jocks are all tough Had an X-ray and everything the doctor saw sucked I still feel awesome Unless I feel weird I keep it confident for the sex appeal, yeah! And walk like a king, a queen, if you're a lady It all comes in time like the teeth of a baby Just a little bit of bleeding and crying in between After ill meals there's still appliances to clean No, trash is in the blue, recycling in the green Now go out there and be somebody [Hook] Believe me I understand I lost a couple battles like MC Shan Now my days go according to plan Powerful man, universe man This is not email spam Or trojan malware that eats up ram Just follow step one, step two then bam Powerful man, universe man And it don't cost three grand You don't have to swear an oath to goat god pan Don't need muscles or a situation tan Powerful man, universe man [Verse 3 -Serengeti] Yo the principles of pleasure are "accept the universe's gifts" GCI blaze the hits, stay cool, gangsta rule Play the cards, take the shot Try something least famliar Hard like the wonder licker Tribe in all sanscript At least it's nice, breeze and dream Woman that you met in France Held hands while you dance Imagination at a glance Art house forewarns This one's about a shopping clerk Widow and a stepdad Erotic like a golden lab Kiss a little, eat your shoes If you can stay and not peruse Little poo's shoes, chartreuse Tiny little kangaroos From a village, feeling free Energetic energy Universal man, was that him? Used to look damn Yes it is, yes it was Feeling so glum Uncomfortably dumb, numb Silly back then Any place could be great, if you have a little grace Paris could be boring, too, even Vegas in space, dog Yo, be optimistic Have fun like a bimbo Smoother than a limo window There's other herbs in in sento[?] Plants that are cool, help children use words And learn to use tools, infuses Universal man, use it, do it Be prepared for the end of times Get amped, prepped Have a little pep Walk it off, calf cramped tight Come on, fool, excellent source for companionship I may be mules and fuel There's stranger plants that are also cool Universal man, truths Plants that could be used as roofs and shoes Chilling out the ranger rules Scorpion, gold tail rings Old Russian nicknames Airplanes graveyard Discovering lumbering Singing and strumming, king-a-ling Beautiful mall, meeting fling brings lean green things Gah