There's nothing more embarrassing than to be alive
Tried to get her attention last night
It was a damn good punch line
Everybody heard except for her
And those were some real good friends to look away
Hard to watch their own go down that way
Couldn't help myself had to try again
Guess she heard it after all
I'm gonna turn around now
I'm gonna act like I didn't say anything
I didn't say anything
I'm gonna head home now
Not gonna say goodbye or wave
There's nothing more embarrassing than to drown alive
Grown man never even braved a high dive
Cheeks blushed red before they turned blue
Midwest guy can't read a rip tide
And those were some real good friends to forget he went
Till the bill came due at the beach bar tent
All the ice melt down in his drink
Must be off just walking the beach
I'm gonna give it up now
I'm gonna let it pull me down or spit me out
It spit me out
I'm gonna catch my breath now
Not gonna tell my friends a thing
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