Brown Eyed Handsome Man

[Verse 1] Well, flying across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking across the sand She'd be walking thirty miles en route to Bombay To meet a brown eyed handsome man Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man [Verse 2] Way back in history three thousand years, in fact Ever since the world began There's been a whole lot of good women shedding tears Over a brown eyed handsome man A lot of trouble was a brown eyed handsome man [Verse 3] Well, the Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand She lost both her arms in a wrestling match To win a brown eyed handsome man She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man [Verse 4] Well, a beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer man Her mother told her daughter Go out and find yourself a brown eyed handsome man Just like your daddy was a brown eyed handsome man Yeah [Instrumental Break] [Verse 5] Well, a two-three the count with nobody on He hit a high-flyer into the stand A-rounded third, he was a-heading for home It was a brown eyed handsome man that won the game It was a brown eyed handsome man It was a brown eyed handsome man