Flaming Pie

[Verse 1] Making love underneath the bed Shooting stars from a purple sky I don't care how I do it I'm the man on the flaming pie [Verse 2] I stick my tongue out and lick my nose Tuck my shirt in and zip my fly Go ahead, have a vision I'm the man on the flaming pie [Bridge] Everything I do has a simple explanation When I'm with you, you could do with a vacation I took my brains out and stretched them on the rack Now I'm not so sure, I'm ever going to get 'em back [Verse 3] Cut my toes off to spite my feet I don't know whether to laugh or cry Never mind, check my rhythm I'm the man on the flaming pie I'm the man on the flaming pie [Bridge] Now, everything I do has a simple explanation (Explanation) When I'm with you, you could do with a vacation (Vacation) I took my brains out and stretched them on the rack Now I'm not so sure, I'm ever going to get 'em back [Outro] Ow! Yeah! Uh-huh! Yeah! Ha-ha!