Paperback Writer (Live)

[Intro] Paperback writer (Paperback writer) [Verse 1] Dear Sir or Madam Will you read my book? It took me years to write Will you take a look? It's based on a novel By a man named Lear And I need a job So I want to be a paperback writer [Chorus] Paperback writer! [Verse 2] It's a dirty story of a dirty man And his clinging wife doesn't understand His son is working for the Daily Mail It's a steady job But he wants to be a paperback writer [Chorus] Paperback writer! Paperback writer (Paperback writer) [Verse 3] It's a thousand pages Give or take a few I'll be writing more In a week or two I could make it longer if you like the style I can change it 'round And I want to be a paperback writer [Chorus] Paperback writer! [Verse 4] If you really like it You can have the rights It could make a million for you overnight If you must return it You can send it here But I need a break And I want to be a paperback writer [Chorus] Paperback writer! [Outro] Paperback writer (Paperback writer) Paperback writer (Paperback writer) Paperback writer (Paperback writer) Paperback writer (Paperback writer) Paperback writer (Paperback writer)