Junior’s Farm (One Hand Clapping Sessions)

One, two, three, four Huh Oh, you should have seen me with the poker man I had a honey and I made a grand Just in the nick of time I looked at his hand Oh, I was talking to an Eskimo Said, he was hoping for a fall of snow When up popped a sea lion, ready to go Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go Down to Junior's Farm where I wanna lay low Low life, high life, oh, let's go Take me down to Junior's Farm Take me down to Jimmy Oh, yeah At the Houses of Parliament Everybody's talking about the President We all chipped in for a bag of cement Bloody Hardy should have had more sense He bought a gee-gee and he jumped the fence All for the sake of a couple of pence Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go Down to Junior's Farm where I wanna lay low Low life, high life, oh, let's go Take me down to Junior's Farm Let's go, let's go Down to Junior's Farm where I wanna lay low Low life, high life, oh, let's go Take me down to Junior's Farm Everybody's tagging along Hey, yeah Oh, yeah Uh, huh Huh-huh I took my bag into a grocer's store The price is higher than my time before Old man asked me why is it more? I said, "You should have seen me with the poker man" I had a honey and I bet a grand Just in the nick of time I looked at his hand Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go Down to Junior's Farm where I wanna lay low Low life, high life, oh, let's go Take me down to Junior's Farm Junior's Farm, let's go, let's go Down to Junior's Farm where I wanna lay low Low life, high life, oh, let's go Take me down to Junior's Farm (down to Junior's Farm) Everybody's tag along (you've to tag along) Take me down to Junior's Farm Ooh, yeah Ow! (Oh, oh, oh) Take me back, take me back I wanna go back, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh