Fat And Alone

[Intro: Spoken] (What's the name of this song?) (Fat and alone!) Fat and alone. Five twenty-nine oh one, take one Here we go (Is it ready?) [Verse 1] Fat and alone You're on your own And no one is calling On your telephone [Chorus] Things aren't getting any better (You're fat and alone) And you stretched out all your sweaters (So fat and alone) Things aren't getting any better They never, no never [Verse 2] Fat and alone You're out on your own King of blubber Sitting on your throne [Chorus] Things aren't getting any better (You're fat and alone) And you stretched out all your sweaters (So fat and alone) Things aren't getting any brighter (You're fat and alone) And you're not getting any lighter (Fat and alone) No never, no never, no never (So fat and alone) No never (No never, no never) [Outro] You're so fat You're so fat You're so fat You're fat [Spoken] Eh, you're fat! I'm not fucking fat. Who said that?