Seven Then Eighteen

[Intro] I have a toy where a bear Pounds the hammer, he beats the hell Out of an anvil, it makes me laugh It's better than a puppet show [Chorus] When you work like a metronome You work until you die When you work like a metronome You work until you die [Bridge] There is a slim chance Of breaking the tedium I will relax on Saturday It will be wonderful [Refrain] I have a toy where a bear Pounds the hammer, he beats the hell Out of an anvil, it makes me laugh It's better than a puppet show [Chorus] When you work like a metronome You work until you die When you work like a metronome You work until you die [Bridge] There is a slim chance Of breaking the tedium I will relax on Saturday It will be wonderful [Outro] Seven days, eighteen holes