[Intro]
I have a toy where a bear
Pounds the hammer, he beats the hell
Out of an anvil, it makes me laugh
It's better than a puppet show
[Chorus]
When you work like a metronome
You work until you die
When you work like a metronome
You work until you die
[Bridge]
There is a slim chance
Of breaking the tedium
I will relax on Saturday
It will be wonderful
[Refrain]
I have a toy where a bear
Pounds the hammer, he beats the hell
Out of an anvil, it makes me laugh
It's better than a puppet show
[Chorus]
When you work like a metronome
You work until you die
When you work like a metronome
You work until you die
[Bridge]
There is a slim chance
Of breaking the tedium
I will relax on Saturday
It will be wonderful
[Outro]
Seven days, eighteen holes
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