Do One

What's with the 50p charge when I pay card? Came for the bag of pork scratchings and I came hard Soon as I put the gloves on I'mma get loud I'mma get loud, I'mma get Look right, we ain't here for a laugh This is serious (serious), you must think I'm daft The wife cooked my favourite, and I'm in front of the plate And if you do my nut in, well son, it's gonna end up in your face I've had more scraps than you've had hot dinners Look at you, useless Looking all clueless, Jesus You need a lesson in being a man Tuck in your shirt and then pull up your pants Listen again if you misunderstand What's that? I don't want to hear another peep Tied more hands than the bobbies on the beat Laurenies on my feet, pull up in the Merc with my bird in the street Hello, yeeeah I've had enough of these mugs Rolling them up in a rug Come round the back of the car Should have listened when I told ya Do one, do one, do one, do one, do one, you can go do one Too many dings on the line, Backed off the bing and I just got a new one Do one, do one, do one, do one, do one, you can go do one Too many dings on the line, Backed off the bing and I just got a new one English on the back seat, (shut it) yeah exactly Had a bird try and slap me, two ton pack straight from the factory Black leather gloves, Batman Dentist, take out teeth with a backhand Still dodging the taxman Down on the beach in a kaftan Look who just walked through the door, son I've been here before, son Same old situation I've got a tenner in the sock and it's going on the horses Rigor mortis Stiff competition, I'm wishing I were fishing with my grandaughter When I throw stones it's over, when I throw stones it's over Don't throw stones if you ain't got an hard head Look son I'm already half dead Look son I'm eating a naan bread Nah son, no gravestones in the flower bed I've had enough malarkey, I've got a mate and he knows karate He's got a mate and he's in the army Walk through the door close down the party Fist smash on the fruit machine I'm in the back of the pub with the snooker team, yeah And the boots are clean Pint and the pie with the mash and I'm gravy, yeeeah I've had enough of these mugs Rolling them up in a rug Come round the back of the car Should have listened when I told ya Do one, do one, do one, do one, do one, you can go do one Too many dings on the line, Backed off the bing and I just got a new one Do one, do one, do one, do one, do one, you can go do one Too many dings on the line, Backed off the bing and I just got a new one