Waiting On My Horrible Warning

I was a boy, spending nights kickin' life's big behind Yeah the only thing I had too much to spend was time Hospitals and funerals meant as much to me As rerun sitcoms blaring on the TV Sugary dinners and candy snacks at night Sleep til whenever doesn't matter if it's getting bright But now I'm waiting on my horrible warning... Waiting on my horrible warning Never thought about when you're actually halfway through life Emotional labor piled up on the wife Back's thrown out just trying to tie my shoes Let me tell you, I used to play punk, now I'm just singing the blues Just waiting for a headache that never goes away Just waiting for a lump that gets bigger every day Yeah I'm waiting to locate my terminal deficiency Waiting to have my children come to visit me All it takes is one test to find out that it's my time You see I'm waiting on my horrible warning Just waiting on my fucking warning I'm waiting on my horrible warning Oh I'll just keep waiting for my horrible warning