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Ernest Evans

From The Night the Zombies Came2024

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Ernest Evans

Got no finesse And I play too loud Got no finesse And I play too loud If I get lost, I'm way up in the clouds Don't call him Ernest He's the king of the twist Don't call him Ernest Evans He's the king of the goddamn twist Just call him Chubby and he goes around and 'round like this I've got to get my number I know that you got yours Got to get my number, baby I know that you got yours Got to find the bed, but first we gotta find the door

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"Ernest Evans" is a song by Pixies from the album The Night the Zombies Came, released in 2024.

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Track 11 of 20BMG Rights Management (UK) Ltd.

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