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U-Mass Lyrics — Pixies | Dork

Lyrics
Pixies
U-Mass Lyrics

Lyrics

U-Mass

From Trompe le Monde1991

Written by Black Francis

Produced by Gil Norton

Lyrics

U-Mass

In the sleepy west of the woody east Is a valley full, full o' pioneer We're not just kids, to say the least We got ideas to us that's dear Like capitalist, like communist Like lots of things you've heard about And redneckers they get us pissed And stupid stuff it makes us shout Oh dance with me, oh don't be shy Oh kiss me cunt, oh kiss me cock Oh kiss the world, oh kiss the sky Oh kiss my ass, oh let it rock Of the April birds and the May bee Oh baby It's educational It's educational It's educational It's educational It's educational It's educational It's educational It's educational University of Massachusetts, please And here's the last five It's educational It's educational It's educational It's educational It's educational

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About this track

"U-Mass" is a song by Pixies from the album Trompe le Monde, released in 1991. The song was written by Black Francis. It was produced by Gil Norton.

Pixies profile →Trompe le Monde album →Track profile →

Track 6 of 194AD

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Black Francis— 277 credits as songwriter & producer →

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