The Purple Bear

Enter the fool Swimming in a child proof pool The cameraman says that you're looking so cool We had to rent a school bus stuffed with sand It's only gonna cost you a hundred grand Your friends are in the background And they're dancing well And everybody hopes that the concept will sell When i give the signal start eating dirt Sing into a shovel And take off your shirt Let's go shopping in a posh boutique Wear out more clothes then you wear in a week But they can't see your face if you're looking down And it's gonna look bad if they've been jumping around Run slowly down the road Think of a war starting when the fireworks explode Walk into the church, start to confess Now turn and face the priest He's wearing a dress Your friends are in the background And they're dancing great We have to wrap it up now It's getting kinda late So this is where you wrestle with the purple bear And your gonna have to try not to mess up your hair I'm so excited i could just explode Cross your fingers and it might get shown I told my parents to stay up late But it's half past two And there's been a mistake I'm so excited i could just explode Cross your fingers and it might get shown I told my parents to stay up late But it's half past two And there's been a mistake