The Lazy Song

[Chorus] Today, I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like pickin' up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doin' anything [Verse 1] I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants Nobody's gon' tell me I can't, nah I'll be loungin' on the couch, just chillin' in my Snuggie Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie 'Cause in my castle, I'm the freakin' man [Chorus] Today, I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like pickin' up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doin' anything [Post-Chorus] Nothin' at all Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh Nothin' at all Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh Nothin' at all Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh Nothin' at all [Verse 2] Tomorrow, I'll wake up, do somе P90X Meet a really nice girl, have somе really nice sex And she's gonna scream out, "This is great" Yeah, I might mess around and get my college degree I bet my old man will be so proud of me But sorry, pops, you'll just have to wait [Chorus] Today, I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like pickin' up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doin' anything [Bridge] No, I ain't gonna comb my hair 'Cause I ain't goin' anywhere No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [Chorus] Today, I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like pickin' up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doin' anything [Post-Chorus] Nothin' at all Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh Nothin' at all Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh Nothin' at all Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh Nothin' at all