[Intro: Video Dave]
The bridge
Ay, uh huh
Doo-wop, shoo-wop
Four motherfuckers on a corner, under a streetlight
Ay, one two
[Verse 1: Video Dave]
Water under bridge, let bygone be bygone
Snakes in the grass, let pythons squeeze python
Never judge a book by its cover; turn the lights on
Don't tell me how to look on my face, when the smile's gone
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog
Top job, hot bod, write riveting blog
My God, what odds, it's a City of Stars
But what's a city to a city but a different bar
Cars, planes, trains, and automobiles
Bars, names, games, and followin' feels
Ike Love, rollin' dolo from state to state
My bro, yеllin' "yolo" don't change mistakes
Look beforе you leap, plannin' is key
Yellin' at the screen, "Fix it in pre, don't leave it for me!"
This is editing, this ain't sorcery
I ain't competitive, it just means more to me
So I try harder, run faster, jump higher
Fire starter, gun blaster, drunk liar
One truth, two lies
One booth, three guys
Baby Drew 'n E.T. both havin' big blue eyes
[Verse 2: Open Mike Eagle]
I forgot there was a hole in the ozone
Watchin' Nickelodeon and holdin' a Snow Cone
My Pilot went dry, so I'm writin' in soapstone. It's live shit
Normal programmin' is postponed
Softend and rescanned, as hairy as Beast Man
My brain is collapsing like halves of a pecan
They caught me off-guard without it bein' a [???]
Free and you can see it on CSPAN and [???]
Battle half-nekkid, I'm He-Man
I made a few regrettable decisions for 3 grand
I seen a policeman, I'm runnin' from cop songs
Admit that I'm mistaken, but I promise I'm not wrong
I make tall stacks weird ways like mahjong
It's random like the ingredients of a hotdog
[Verse 3: STILL RIFT]
I can only flash the message
Delivery is special for the Fullmetal
Saw Gate o' Truth[?] and wasted youth tattoo the Ouroboros
Seven deadly sinners, let's defy venoms[?]
Who's lookin' for the two of us?
I'm more porous than sponging off the excess
Blood from a stone, lacking the minerals and deposits
Red Cross, a diamond mind, canary for the cautious
Was a point of conflict for the conscious
Let he without cast the first and hide the handouts gave from the sponsor's commercial break
Back to the beginning, Christopher Reeve approach
Paradox saved the world and the girl Christopher Lloyd employed
Double-backed Method Man, returning to the Big Bang Boomerang
Esiason on the 1st & Ten
Tecmo Tengen
Destro engine with the silver mask
Starscream commander, once twice shy but bitten last
True grit spit passed out, come with the missing limb
Borderland ransom, no old men in the country; insipid
Let's be more transparent for the thicker skin lipid
Cut to the white meat while the legs and thighs delicious
A marinade the serenade's unfortunately culminating in operatic obese for the missing piece
Slide-to-interlock, my missing thoughts are relative
Picnic with The Roots and leave rainbows–a prime directive
Services selective, telegraph drafts from the dot-dash
Missus, we're pleased to inform, the enemy's out-classed
