Groundhog's Day

[Verse 1] When I woke up this morning I felt a pang I was hungerin’ for some apple pie Stumbled in the bathroom, I hung my hog a little bit Washed the sebum out my eye [Refrain] Oh yeah, this’ll be a fine day [Verse 2] Scratched myself a bit, poured me out a bowl of Corn Chex Closest thing I could find to apple pie Lingerin’ taste of toothpaste made the milk go down a bit funny But you know, them Chex they do satisfy [Refrain] Oh yeah, oh yeah This'll be a fine day [Verse 3] So after my morning rise-n-shine and eat-n-clean Had my mind set to hit them streets Drizzle from the night left the cold puddles out Had my black stomp-boots on my feet [Refrain] Yeah, it's my day, yeah Yeah, it's my day My day [Verse 4] Ooh, since I was in kneepants my pop had tried to make me realize If I set my mind down to it I could be a big man in the public eye So with my big blue collar on, I set out to find the easy way What an ice cold bath it was when I found you had to, had to, had to pay to play [Verse 5] Ooh, to taste the taste, a tease that never would subside The taste is strong but soured by my learned eyes Well, if a woodchuck could chuck wood he'd get down on his knees to pray This little snappy boy might see the light this groundhog's day [Instrumental Break] [Outro] Hey hey, Bob Cock here