Kalamazoo

[Verse 1] A B C D E F G H I got a gal, wears her toenails long Drives a red Barracuda, singin' meat-packer songs And she ain't from Kalamazoo [Verse 2] A B C D E F G H I got a friend, lived in a Mercedes-Benz Then a '55 Chrysler where the trunk never ends And the plates say Kalamazoo [Verse 3] He had a steady job and watched what he spent He'd say, "I don't believe in payin' no goddamn rent I squirreled away every goddamn cent To buy my own damn house in Kalamazoo!" [Guitar Solo] [Verse 4] I knew a guy that mangled his hand And he went from pipe fittin' to a hot dog stand They say last year he cleared fifty grand Selling dogs round Kalamazoo [Verse 5] She turned to the world with a bastard child Said, "I just can't handle him, he's too damn wild!" But the years and the liquor have made him mild And he lays around Kalamazoo [Outro] A B C D E F G H A B C D E F G H A B C D E F G H I got a gal that's named from Kalamazoo