Natural Joe

There's a boy out 'luma way named Joe Eugene. He's one mellow ass son of a bitch-a. He loves his wheat grass and cold bean curd. He's one healthy ass sone of a bitch-a. But late at night he sneaks on down to the liquor store For a bottle of sheep dip. Natural Joe, Got an easy flow. Wherever he goes They say "here comes Joe." Joe, he's a happy Man and he won't do you wrong. He's one respectable son of a bitch-a. Now Joe ain't no patriarch, But he's smooth with the girls. He ain't no cahuvinistic sone of a bitch-a. But late at night he sneaks on down to the porno store For a little bit of... Nature Joe, He's hanging low. Wherever he goes They say "here comes Joe." There's a boy out 'luma way named Joe Eugene. He's one mellow ass son of a bitch-a. He don't like firearms; he don't own knives. He's one pacifistic sone of a bitch-a. But late at night he eases on down to the video store For a little bit of... Natural Joe, Got an easy flow. Wherever he goes They say "here comes Joe." Natural Joe, Looking slow and low. Look there he goes. Go Natural Joe.