[Verse 1]
Vagina was half-boy, half-girl
Her hair was shorter than mine
She told me she lived in the city
I knew when she was lyin'
I first saw her in a gay bar (Gay bar)
Kissing another girl
I said "Baby, I’m looking for a turn on"
And she said, "Welcome to my world"
"Welcome to my world"
Vagina was half-boy, half-girl
She taught me how to dance
Used to do it, used to do it with the TV on
Political romance
[Chorus]
Half-boy, half-girl
Best of both worlds
Half-boy, half-girl
Best of both worlds
[Verse 2]
Vagina was half-boy, half-girl
She had her own way of doing things
But, baby, she shoulda been king
She was so strong, so understanding
[Bridge]
Oh, ooh
Vagina (La, la, la, la)
Oh, ooh
Oh, oh, la, la, la, la, ooh
Vagina
Oh, oh, la, la, la, la, ooh
Vagina
[Verse 3]
Vagina was half-boy, half-girl
You never told me how you got your name
I guess you wanted a little fame
I guess you got what you wanted
You got what you wanted, girl
[Chorus]
Half-boy, half-girl
Best of both worlds (Sing it now)
Half-boy, half-girl (Oh)
Best of both worlds (Everybody now)
Half-boy, half-girl (Oh, oh)
Best of both worlds
Half-boy, half-girl
Best of both worlds
Half-boy, half-girl (Oh, oh)
Best of both worlds (oh, yeah)
Half-boy, half-girl
Best of both worlds, yeah
(Vagina, Vagina, Vagina, Vagina)
Half-boy, half-girl
Best of both worlds
Half-boy, half-girl
Best of both worlds
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