Vicki Waiting

[Spoken Intro: Jack Nicholson] I'm of the mind to make some mookie Phonebook [Verse 1] The phone rings, it's Vicki calling She wants me to come to the crib You see, conversation's better than being lonely So I try my best to ad lib I told the joke about the woman Who asked her lover "Why is your organ so small?" He replied "I didn't know I was playing in a cathedral" Vicki didn't laugh at all [Chorus] This is where she wants to be I am what she wants to see I never known a love so sweet Still, I keep Vicki waiting (All right) [Verse 2] All is well in Gotham City The sound of terror is all you hear Sometime, a pistol takes the place of her body Sometimes, her body's here But you see when crime is your only love All that matter is the present, the here and now People, people, whatever floats this joker's boat Is whatever this joker will bang [Chorus] This is where she wants to be I am what she wants to see Never known a love so sweet Still, I keep Vicki waiting (Oh, dear) [Verse 3] Talk of children still frightens me Is my character enough to be One that deserves a copy made? This I, one day, I hope to see Until then, she's held at bay By my animal-like persistence Or maybe she's just too proud to say That fate brought us together And this is where she wants to stay [Chorus] This is where she wants to be I, I am what she wants to see Never known a love so sweet Still, I keep Vicki waiting [Chorus] This is where she wants to be I, I am what she wants to see Never known Never known a love so sweet Still, I keep Vicki waiting [Chorus] (All is well in Gotham town) This is where she wants to be I am what she wants to see Never known a love so sweet Still, I keep Vicki Still, I keep Vicki Still, I keep Vicki waiting [Outro] Still, I keep Vicki Still, I keep Vicki waiting This is where she wants to be