Bart Simpson

[Verse 1] Rotten apple to the core, damn, I been a fuck up Gettin' picked for last in gym, I can't even do a lay up Writing on my sneakers, being sneaky with my teachers Smokin' weed under the bleachers, cuttin' out and gluein' pictures Carryin' my CD player, suckin' on a Now or Later Sour Apple was the flavor, scribblin' on doodle paper Tryin' hard to pay attention but I have no real direction So I say, "yo, fuck this lesson," spark the leaf, my back is stressin' Who I am and where I'm headed, cuttin' school and actin' crazy Foster care done got me crazy, living with a crazy lady Every day I'm always late, puffin' on a skimpy J Staying in my grandma house, wasn't even far away But I guess that's what I do, makin' life more difficult for me and you [Chorus] Ay caramba Bart Simpson with the shits Ay caramba, man, you can go and suck my dick Skatin' down the street, being mischievous as shit This as good as it gon' get, always cheat on yo' tests Don't you be like the rest, I ain't no teacher's pet, uh [Verse 2] Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie If that don't work then, deny, deny, deny Lookin' to my future is like lookin' at the sky Inner city orphan with my hand in apple pie A liar, a schemer, a cheater, I do it all I used to switch schools each comin' fall I skipped all my classes and still managed to pass them all Readin' comics in Forbidden Planet I go home to a place of fantasy outside my own Always been a loner, never had a solid home I really like Marvel 'cause characters look just like me And women don't have roles that make them look too sexually I lie a lot from gettin' beaten and put off food, I'm not eatin' Eczema so bad I'm bleedin', but I smile and keep it cheesin' A nerdy girl with nymphomaniac tendencies Everyone's offended but nobody here offended me 90's mami dressin' like Aaliyah, quite apparently I'm heavy with the theory, I move with the groove I'm Black like Shaolin, I tang with the Wu Africa, my guy, with the bantu do I'm stupid, fuckin' crazy nuts, loose like a screw See, I know my money, got raised by the Jews I'm a New York Puerto Rican like a rough kinda dude I'ma hit the barrio and eat some Spanish food And sit in Central Park, I'm in a New York mood [Chorus] Bart Simpson with the shits Ay caramba, man, you can go and suck my dick Skatin' down the street, being mischievous as shit This as good as it gon' get, always cheat on yo' tests Don't you be like the rest, I ain't no teacher's pet, uh Bart Simpson with the shits Ay caramba, man, you can go and suck my dick Skatin' down the street, being mischievous as shit This as good as it gon' get, always cheat on yo' tests Don't you be like the rest, I ain't no teacher's pet, uh