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Gampo

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Gampo

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Gampo, Gampo, Gampo...

A fuck you.

You can find me stiff, Like a samurai, on a llama ride, down a water-slide, getting sodomized. I'm a wallaby, I'm a king of a colony, By the way I'm wil'n 'out you would think I just won the lottery. Bling, gold chain, bling, I am king of America. I've had this dream as a kid and I'm living it

Change topics.

I would like that yellow-boned girl in my office, With a little miniature giraffe and some chocolates. We could put a skyscraper where my garage is, 'Vator to the top and give each other massages. I don't give a fuck about your opinion, I'm in a tub fucking with a couple ticklish women. I'm a gampo, I've been so since the beginning, And if you're thinking different, I'll get to kidnapping your children. Why you staring at me like I'm from neptune, Drinking with my pet loon in your dad's guest room. Everywhere I go I get looks, Like you motherfuckers never seen a crook.

Tell 'em if they're curious, they can ride all night on the low, on the low. Tell 'em if they're curious, they can tag along on for the show, but tell 'em this: Tell 'em I'm a gampo, oh, oh, oh ee oh! I'm a gampo! Yeah, I'm a gampo, oh, oh, oh, ee oh, A gampo, I'm a fool.

Prof, Prof, you're so rude and embarrassing, And they're so well behaved in comparison PBR poppin', e'erybody watchin', Yeah we in public, nah we ain't stopping. Bling, gold chain, bling, I am king of America. I've had this dream as a kid and I'm living it.

Change topics.

Uncle Prof sit back and get shitty, While I unlock a big fresh pair of titties. King Gampo, fresh as a brizzy, Sick as a disease, best in the cities. How my pinky ring got my shoes mad? Looking down at them motherfuckers like too bad. Similar to why my jeans pissed off. My whip so hard, got my dick soft. Candy breeze looking like a shellfish. I do what the fuck I want, can't help it. Everywhere I go I get looks, Like you motherfuckers never seen a crook.

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Tell 'em if they're curious, they can ride all night on the low, on the low. Tell 'em if they're curious, they can tag along on for the show, but tell 'em this:

Tell 'em I'm a gampo, oh, oh, oh ee oh! I'm a gampo! Yeah, I'm a gampo, oh, oh, oh, ee oh, A gampo, I'm a fool.

Get dumb like me, we gonna get our shots on, I can knock your socks off, we don't need to talk long. Dumb like me, you can ride shotgun, Drink until we talk wrong, man I love this. Bling, gold chain, bling, I am king of America. I've had this dream as a kid and I'm living it. Get stupid: We going dumb dumb dumb, [oh my god] this is stupid. Dumb dumb dumb, this is stupid. Dumb dumb dumb, this is stupid. We going dumb dumb dumb, this is stupid.

I'm drunk climbing trees, I'm dancing in the club, I'm buying alcohol for kids, man I'm getting love. All the gampos take over the public, Welcome to America. Where you at bitch? We in public, We in public, We in public, Where you at bitch? We in public, We in public, We in public,

Tell 'em if they're curious, they can ride all night on the low, on the low. Tell 'em if they're curious, they can tag along on for the show, but tell 'em this.

Tell 'em I'm a gampo, oh, oh, oh ee oh! I'm a gampo! Yeah, I'm a gampo, oh, oh, oh, ee oh, A gampo, I'm a fool.

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