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Ho Ho HO OPENING PRESENT'S ON THE FLOOR Christmas time is drawing near Let's all spread some cheer Grab your wallet, time to spend Most wonderful time of year-ear Hiding presents in your closet Hoping that they won't find out Season's greetings Obligations Manufactured lies from the greeting card Fa la la LA La la la la la la YYule! Everybody's dropping money On the people they don't like Tis the season to be Adding to the bottom line Eating way too many cookies Pouring eggnog in your mouth Analysing weights of presents Shaking boxesssss Decorate your house with lights And bells that jingllllle Mind control through Christmas carols We're compelled to Buy as we sing along Brrrr Rum Pum pum pum Pum pum pum Brllllll Everywhere you go Christmas songs are playing all the time Never-ending marathon Of "It's a Wonderful Life!" Everybody's going caroling You better run and hide Awkwardly they harmonize I contemplate suicide BUY STUFF IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AND WE ALL LIVE IN A CONSUMER NATION BLACK FRIDAY DOOR BUSTER SALE MURDERING FOR SAVINGS MURDERING FOR SAVINGS MURDERING FOR SAVINGS Trampling people at the door Who did I even buy this for Smash some heads against the floor This bargains will start a war This bargains will start a war This bargains will start a war Why don't you visit family more Buy off your guilt like just before Buy more Till everybody's poor Why don't you spend some more How 'bout we spend some more