Cold Call on the Hot Line

3 ContributorsCold Call on the Hot Line Lyrics Sending smoke signals In a connected world When a text would do Or preferably, a few kind words Wash your mouth out Eat my words Are you otherwise engaged? Enraged? Have you any idea how much this call is costing me? Long-distance love is outrageously expensive Paying through the nose It's good to talk Whisper sweet nothings, murmur softly You're music to my ears Calls may be recorded for training purposes This is a masterclass in telephoning For future generations Your call has been accepted You are number 39 in the queue In the meantime, here's some music Talking to you is like talking to a brick wall Sending smoke signals In a connected world When a text would do Or preferably, a few kind words Trapped in a holding pattern Holding on for dear life Give me a sign Please pick up and make this monologue a conversation Don't hang up on me when I'm so hung up on you I think we got our wires crossed Sorry, wrong number