His 'N' Hers

I've got the time And you've got the space I'm gonna wipe you down And lick the smile off your face, the smile off your face Though we know that it's wrong Towel sets, matching combs Oh, it looks so good, but does it turn you on? I want you now And I want you here Lie down by the fire And if the neighbours hear, the neighbours hear Cos they don't understand What you've got in your hand Oh, it looks so good, but does it turn you on, yeah? Are we going to do it again? Sideways I was still in the queue when you came Delivered me from his 'n' hers You pulled the units down Delivered me from his 'n' hers And when I saw his face Oh, it made me feel better Oh, it's gone too far You gave up hope And the future's bleak It's just a soap on a rope, a soap on a rope Put the rope round his neck Pull it tight, he's erect And it looks so good, but does it turn you on, yeah? Are we going to do it again? Shove it in sideways I was still in the queue when you came Delivered me from his 'n' hers You pulled the units down Delivered me from his 'n' hers And when I saw his face Oh, it made me feel better So we laid in bed afterwards And she asked me What made me frightened And I said "I'm frightened of Belgian Chocolates I'm frightened of pot pourri I'm frightened of James Dean posters I'm- I'm frightened of 26 inch screens I'm frightened of- of remote control I'm frightened of endowment plans I'm- I'm frightened of figurines I'm frightened of evenings In the Brincliffe Oaks, searching for the For the conversation" "Oh, you're stupid", she said And she took my hand And she took my hand, and she said "I want I want you I want you to I want you to touch I want you to touch me I want you to touch me I want you to Oh!" Are we going to do it again? Shove it in sideways I was still in the queue when you came Delivered me from his 'n' hers You pulled the units down Delivered me from his 'n' hers And when I saw his face It made me feel better