Businessman

[Verse 1] Quarter past eight, you're up for breakfast Get your glad rags on and you're out the door Half past ten, you're at the office Forget the code to the door so you knock and pause A little bit late, "I was stuck in traffic" You don't even drive, you were on your bike [Chorus] I'm a businessman In an office I like my tea lukewarm and my pens in my drawers [Verse 2] You stroll in the office towards your desk Walking past Sharon with the nasty breath Sit in your chair, ready to go Pete's on your side and he stinks of BO Laptop open, firеd up inside Ready to sell somе PPI Let's make some fucking calls then [Chorus] I'm a businessman In an office I like my tea lukewarm and my pens in my drawers I'm a businessman In an office I like my tea lukewarm and my pens in my drawers [Verse 3] Last night's dinner sitting in the fridge Tupperware pot, your name on the lid That fat fuck Chris better not have nicked it You'll take his scotch egg and his biscuit In the microwave it goes 'round and 'round Thirty seconds left, your stomach growls [Chorus] I'm a businessman In an office I like my tea lukewarm and my pens in my drawers I'm a businessman In an office I like my tea lukewarm and my pens in my drawers [Verse 4] Half an hour left, ready to go You can't wait to get home and sit on your throne Eggheads on the telly in the nick of time Jeremy Vine's looking kind of fine [Outro] I'm a businessman Not in my office I just got home and I'm going to bed