YouTube Beef Diss Track

[Intro] Isaac made this one [Verse 1] Yeah, I said fuck these diss records All this hype actin' like Vine, 'cause it's lastin' for six seconds Snap- it'll get cancelled, get back to your dead channel Seen your vids up in my sub box, they actually get trampled Distressed damsel, this shit's like a zombie, for example Revivin' a dead trend? I'm about to leave its head scrambled Damn, cut the diss tracks, they so wack Your ghostwriter been wantin' 'em back You don't know how to rap, in a video, throwin' them stacks Tryna get you all over thе map But they lyrically, tonally, vocally trash And now, all of this shit has been holdin' me back So much, in fact, I'm exposin' thе holes in these acts Sneakin' onto my phone, like an app That I didn't download, didn't pay for KSI's album that I didn't wait for I pulled up my Spotify, checked the stats And I have songs that have been played more YouTube rappin', man, I came before Five years ago, this a basic chore And all of these YouTubers Circle jerk they own shit songs, like some crazy porn I spit these bars and I'm takin' form Cold weather, but I'm stayin' warm When I spit this shit, I got everyone Sayin' "Jesus Christ" like I'm Jason Bourne [Interlude] Okay, wait, so the whole point of this Is to say how stupid the YouTube beef diss tracks are, right? Yes And so, you're making your own YouTube beef diss track Completely unprovoked, just so you can join the trend? Yep, that i- that is correct Okay, and- and aren't you doing a diss track with JMX About, like, some random-ass girl that you don't even know— Okay, can you just stop talking And let me continue with my goddamn diss track, please? Okay, fine... Gees... [Verse 2] Camera's out, so you better say "Cheese" Quadeca on the track, so I'll get a great beat All of this shit is like cows performin' a play 'Cause you know this some staged beef Bezhinga, KSI, just milk your own tits Instead of this beef that I just don't get All these bars are trash, you think they're so fire The only thing that you should 'fire' is your ghostwriter And I'ma let Harry slide, 'cause, bear in mind I expected him to be very shy But he's a scary guy Said some shit, he should be prepared to die Went after a mom and kids And a girl that wanted to be anonymous, he bodied it I can't tell if it's positive, but it's obvious The confidence to actually drop that shit So, I respect that But somethin' about it is a red flag Look at everyone's Socialblades Man, I don't see a single red stat So, I guess every diss track just helps the other person This some shitty content, I am done with workin' I made this in fifteen minutes, need to come to terms with How everyday the quality just seems to fuckin' worsen So if you wanna diss me, you better be ready Already know that I'm winnin', let me get the confetti Incredibly petty, I'm the best in this dissin' game So tryna come at me, man? You made a big mistake [Outro] Yeah This is fuckin' garbage, but I mean, it's better than what- -Better than what everyone else is puttin' out so- -Just had to do it, you know?