YouTube Beef Diss Track

[Intro]

Isaac made this one

[Verse 1]

Yeah, I said fuck these diss records

All this hype actin' like Vine, 'cause it's lastin' for six seconds

Snap- it'll get cancelled, get back to your dead channel

Seen your vids up in my sub box, they actually get trampled

Distressed damsel, this shit's like a zombie, for example

Revivin' a dead trend? I'm about to leave its head scrambled

Damn, cut the diss tracks, they so wack

Your ghostwriter been wantin' 'em back

You don't know how to rap, in a video, throwin' them stacks

Tryna get you all over thе map

But they lyrically, tonally, vocally trash

And now, all of this shit has been holdin' me back

So much, in fact, I'm exposin' thе holes in these acts

Sneakin' onto my phone, like an app

That I didn't download, didn't pay for

KSI's album that I didn't wait for

I pulled up my Spotify, checked the stats

And I have songs that have been played more

YouTube rappin', man, I came before

Five years ago, this a basic chore

And all of these YouTubers

Circle jerk they own shit songs, like some crazy porn

I spit these bars and I'm takin' form

Cold weather, but I'm stayin' warm

When I spit this shit, I got everyone

Sayin' "Jesus Christ" like I'm Jason Bourne

[Interlude]

Okay, wait, so the whole point of this

Is to say how stupid the YouTube beef diss tracks are, right?

Yes

And so, you're making your own YouTube beef diss track

Completely unprovoked, just so you can join the trend?

Yep, that i- that is correct

Okay, and- and aren't you doing a diss track with JMX

About, like, some random-ass girl that you don't even know—

Okay, can you just stop talking

And let me continue with my goddamn diss track, please?

Okay, fine...

Gees...

[Verse 2]

Camera's out, so you better say "Cheese"

Quadeca on the track, so I'll get a great beat

All of this shit is like cows performin' a play

'Cause you know this some staged beef

Bezhinga, KSI, just milk your own tits

Instead of this beef that I just don't get

All these bars are trash, you think they're so fire

The only thing that you should 'fire' is your ghostwriter

And I'ma let Harry slide, 'cause, bear in mind

I expected him to be very shy

But he's a scary guy

Said some shit, he should be prepared to die

Went after a mom and kids

And a girl that wanted to be anonymous, he bodied it

I can't tell if it's positive, but it's obvious

The confidence to actually drop that shit

So, I respect that

But somethin' about it is a red flag

Look at everyone's Socialblades

Man, I don't see a single red stat

So, I guess every diss track just helps the other person

This some shitty content, I am done with workin'

I made this in fifteen minutes, need to come to terms with

How everyday the quality just seems to fuckin' worsen

So if you wanna diss me, you better be ready

Already know that I'm winnin', let me get the confetti

Incredibly petty, I'm the best in this dissin' game

So tryna come at me, man? You made a big mistake

[Outro]

Yeah

This is fuckin' garbage, but I mean, it's better than what-

-Better than what everyone else is puttin' out so-

-Just had to do it, you know?