Bullyshit

[Intro: Madlib] Hey, Quas; let 'em know why you the bad character [Verse 1: Quasimoto] I only come out when the sky gets dark, in the night time We get shark-like, when it's the right time I run around town scalping old folks with butter knives No regards for nothing, we all up on the gutter life I keep it on the down low, just like a terrorist Planning out the illest shit but always keep it errorless I'm like a bully that started out in the first grade Picking out the chumps in class, that's when the nurse came Sticking pencils in the hand of the principal Heh, there's nothing you can tell me cuz I'm feeling indismissable Yo it's the bad character, you know the routine Smoking doja in the back of the church with Rev too clean Hey Willie, I'mma never grow up I got toys for my hookers The last person that took us is permanently swimming with fishes I give a *sniffs* what you think of my life, hitting every wife cause we all up on strife [Skit] Once upon a time, there was a 97 pound weakling named Seymour Seymour: Hi, Im Seymour ..Who was always pushed around by mean bullies Bully: Im a mean bully ...they would steal Seymour's girls at the beach Bully: GIMME DAT GURL! ...they would steal his food at the restaurant Bully: GIMME DAT FOOD! ...and they would steal his jar full of money(Hey Quas leave them alone) Bully: GIMME DAT MONEY! (no NO!) [Interlude: Madlib] Hey, Quas, leave him alone—oh, shit [Verse 2: Quasimoto] I tie you up to the back of my car Take a phone trip, after ten drinks at a bar It's like a belt yo, I be hitting mad tail DOOM's nominated for the best-rolled Ls Quas is nominated for the best-sold spells Madlib is often hated because he has less sales The new breed, Quasimoto take-over Connect the dots so we can get the—shake rover Leave a taste of baking soda Thought I told ya to take a piss like you was my stepson The chosen one, come and get some Like one time this brotha blew my bathroom up trying to get relief But didn't know I roll my toilet paper on poison ivy leaf Heh, I give a *sniffs* what you think of my life, hitting every wife cause we all up on strife