Ladyboss

Huh! This is an anthem Huh! For all the ladies out there Huh! Running their own shit Because being a boss is empowering But it's also kind of weird So this is how it feels to be a Hashtag lady boss La-la-lady boss La-la-lady boss I want you to do what I want But let me say it in a nice way Oh right, I shouldn't care if you think I'm nice Do you think I'm a bitch? Well, I don't give a shit But if I do give a shit Does that make me weak? Lady boss La-la-lady boss tips Take big swings and suppress the fear of catastrophic failure Other women aren't a threat But some see you as a threat Like what did I do to you, Taylor? Demand a raise and don't say "I know other people could do my job" Get a Ruth Bader Ginsburg pillow for your office To muffle the sound of sobs Huh! Rachel, we need you in the meeting Coming I want you to do what I want But let me say it in a nice way Oh right, I shouldn't care if you think I'm nice Do you think I'm a bitch? Well, I don't give a shit But if I do give a shit Is that internalized misogyny? Is it? I have some very useful thoughts on this Not now, Derrick Ugh And how much boob is too much boob? How much boob is too much boob? Oh my deathbed I'll still be asking "How much boob is too much boob?" Where's the money? Where's the money, you old bitch! I want you to do what I want But let me say it in a nice way Oh right, I shouldn't care if you think I'm nice Do you think I'm a bitch? Well, I don't give a shit But if I do give a shit — Seriously, Taylor, what is your problem with me? I don't know I guess deep down I just think that your success means my failure Wow, okay Um, Let's talk about that Yeah, fuck the music video (Yea, what's - what's going on?) Well, I guess it started in elementary school When I was being kind of loud And then this one teacher said "Why can't you be quiet, like Jessica?" I have some very useful thoughts on this, too Derrick! Just give us five minutes, okay? You got it, boss Continue Lady boss