BLONDE

You would be a lot happier if I were blonde Everybody's thinking it and everybody's saying it too Just give me my money, my time, my new salon Two cents and confidence I'll get it ready for you My neighbor Gus can do it for pretty cheap He used to do bad, bad, bad drugs but now he's gotten clean My mama's gonna be so proud of me Then I'm gonna pop off Like a wild one Waving bye-bye Norma Jean Turn the light on I can't sleep 'til my hair's all bleached Now all I need to keep me clean's peroxide and false lashes And a house in Calabasas Whatever gets me there the fastest Like a wild one You would be a lot sluttier if you were blonde You'll kiss somebody and they're gonna get mad at you Sticking out like a sore thumb at the bar If I bit the bullet I'll take the shots Everybody's gonna ask how much it cost (Not much when I got the hook up) My neighbor Gus can do it for pretty cheap He used to do bad, bad, bad drugs but now he's gotten clean My mama's gonna be so proud of me then I'm gonna pop off Like a wild one Waving bye-bye Norma Jean Turn the light on I can't sleep 'til my hair's all bleached Now all I need to keep me clean's peroxide and false lashes And a house in Calabasas Whatever gets me there the fastest Like a wild one I know it won't be embarrassing for too much longer If I am someone new Who's having more fun Waving bye-bye Norma Jean Turn the light on I can't sleep 'til my hair's all bleached Now all I need to keep me clean's peroxide and false lashes And a house in Calabasas Whatever gets me there the fastest Like a wild one Like a wild one Waving bye bye Norma Jean (Oh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh) Give me my house in Calabasas Whatever gets me there the fastest Like a wild one (She's coming around the corner) (With the blondest hair you've ever seen in your life)