Heskey Time

[Verse 1: Randolph] Emile Heskey, the Chuck Norris of football He got so many talents to easily drop your jaw The way he dribbles down the side line and looks likely to score Then steps over but falls over and then misses the goal He be the greatest to ever grace us with his two left feet That's why we watch him like every week Defenders get weak at the knees when he breezes past with ease Please, don't you dare diss the messiah A true patriot for the country, yeah he's taking us higher [Chorus: Randolph] You don't know what you're messing with This is Heskey kid, he's the best there is When he fakes his shot and hits with his left He still, misses: Heskey You don't know what you're messing with This is Heskey kid, he's the best there is When he fakes his shot and hits with his left He still, misses: Heskey [Verse 2: Randolph & KSI] You think that you can Bend it like Beckham, but can you bend it like Heskey? The way he'll shoot, but curves it around And end up in row Zee (or row Zed) And don't even get me started on his head When he puts it down and gives you the eyes You know it's Heskey time [Verse 3: KSI] Hahaha Bitch I'm Heskey You don't wanna mess with me If you do, you're gonna be my next anal recipe I'm too quick for the sex offenders list I be over that When I set my eyes on you, there's no escape You know that [Chorus: Randolph] You don't know what you're messing with This is Heskey kid, he's the best there is When he fakes his shot and hits with his left He still, misses: Heskey You don't know what you're messing with This is Heskey kid, he's the best there is When he fakes his shot and hits with his left He still, misses: Heskey [Bridge: Randolph] Heskey Yeah, it's Heskey Darn right, it's Heskey I told you it was Heskey [Chorus: Randolph] You don't know what you're messing with This is Heskey kid, he's the best there is When he fakes his shot and hits with his left He still, misses: Heskey You don't know what you're messing with This is Heskey kid, he's the best there is When he fakes his shot and hits with his left He still, misses: Heskey [Chorus: Randolph] You don't know what you're messing with This is Heskey kid, he's the best there is When he fakes his shot and hits with his left He still, misses: Heskey You don't know what you're messing with This is Heskey kid, he's the best there is When he fakes his shot and hits with his left He still, misses: Heskey