Backwards

[Verse 1]

I was sitting on a bar stool

In a barbecue joint in Tennessee

When this old boy walked in

And he sat right down next to me

I could tell he'd been through some hard times

There were tear stains on his old shirt

Then he said, "Do you wanna know what you get

When you play a country song backwards?"

[Chorus]

You get your house back

You get your dog back

You get your best friend Jack back

You get your truck back

You get your hair back

You get your first and second wives back

Your front porch swing

Your pretty little thing

Your bling, bling, bling, and a diamond ring

You get your farm and the barn and the boat and the Harley

First night in jail with Charlie

It sounds a little crazy, a little scattered and absurd

But that's what you get when you play a country song backwards

[Verse 2]