2-Way Madness (Skit)

[Man] Babe, I don't know what the fuck is going on But I be getting threatening pagers in my 2-way all day [Woman] Whatchu mean, threatening pagers? [Man] I'm saying, like niggas is threatening to kill me and shit See? The fuck. The fuck is going on? (You gonna die.) [Woman] Stop playing, that shit is not funny The limo is here, come on [Man] You think I'm fucking around right now This ain't no bullshit! [Woman] You probably are fuckin around You always playin games and shit [Man] See what I'm sayin? See, hold on, hold on. Fuck (You gonna die tonight.) [Woman] Let me see [Man] Peep this, yo. Fuck, man I don't understand this shit [Woman] It's probably just one of your bitches playing on your pager [Man] Oh, you see what I'm sayin? Everytime somebody fuckin page me You talk about some bitch [Woman] They play on the phone all day along They might as well [?] your pager You try to act like you don't be giving out the number I know you do. Sharon saw you giving out your number in the club [Man] Why don't you just chill out? Hol-hol-hol-hol-hol-hol-hold the fuck up, yo! [Woman] Hold the fuck up, my ass. If you would- [Man] Hold, hold the fuck on (Someone's gonna kill you.) [Woman] That bitch you was fuckin's gonna kill you [Man] Fuck, gonna kill me? [Woman] Either her or me wanted to [Man] See what I'm saying? Like I'm fucking scared to death and motherfuckers... [Woman] Cause, I'm really tired of this shit [Man] Hold the-, hold the fuck on, yo. Hold up! [Woman] Scared to death, my ass. You ain't scared of shit. You just... [Man] Hold on! Shut the fuck up! [Woman] What? I swear to god (Someone's gonna kill you) Fuck this nigga (Your driver) [Man] My driver? Fuck they mean, my driver? [Driver] Yeah, your driver, motherfucker [Man] Oh, shit (Gunshots) [Woman] Damn, nigga! You ain't got to use a cannon, did you? Shit! [Driver] Whe- where my money, bitch? [Woman] You had to blow my eardrums out [Driver] My money, bi- bitch, my money [Woman] It's-it's-it's, it's-it's right- It's right here. It's right here in my bag! [Driver] Let me see. Can I see that bag, for a second? [Woman] Yeah yeah yeah, hold on, hold on. Let me get it out [Driver] Yeah, cause you know I figured we could go, you know Get something to eat or something [Woman] Good, cause I- (Gunshots)