Funky Uncles

[Spoken] Goddamn! There's a lotta niggas out here tonight, shit! Man this dope fucking rap shit. I'm tired of this rap shit I like Hammer Ain't no hammertime I like Hammer Oh here it comes, looks whose coming up with that goddamn Hammer I like Hammer I don't know what you see in him, he ain't shit (Ha, ha) That boy a church boy Everybody yelling hammertime, hammertime, its goddamn Quilly time and shit Ah, ah, I like Hammer What'd you say? For a second there, I'd get up there and shake my big ass I like bread, I like bread, I need some bread now Ain't nobody talkin' 'bout shit, them doin' nothing for us. He ain't shit, you ain't shit Ah, motherfucker pass that Your mama ain't shit, daddy ain't shit, ain't nobody shit I like that down there I'm tired of this shit I like that there Everybody walking around killin' niggas, can't have nobody Uncle Quilly Can't see no judging ass shit, ain't nobody care a goddamn Uncle Quilly! What'cha want now, girl? I want a quarter A quarter? What'cha need a quarter for? I want some ice cream Some ice cream? She wants some ice cream Girl, you know what you need? You need to sit yo' big ass down Now what she oughta do is sit her big ass down