G.P.N. (Skit)

Alota: This is G.P.N the Ghetto Psychic Network, I'm your host Alota Vagina Lady: Who? Alota: Alota Vagina, Ho! Now our Psychic's have traveled the world demonstrating their amazing psychic powers. Tonight were in the world famous Brick City, knocking on motherfucking doors showing what our experts have done for niggas lives Aight y'all right now were in ?Brandon Court? and ummm were creeping up on one of our satisfied viewers, lets see what she's got to say (knocks on door) (door squeaks open) Alota:Girl it's the Ghetto Psychic Network! Girl:(Screams)Alota Vagina! Alota:Hey girl, tell us what your personal psychic has revealed to ya! Girl:Well girl let me tell you what my G.P.N psychic had done for me he told me that I was gon' be trippin on TWO niggas and suckin TWO dicks at the same time and here they are Pop and Trev say hi motherfuckers Pop and Trev: Oh shit what up Yeah what up (laughs) Alota: See, whew, look what the Psychic Network has done for this bitch live. Now lets go knock on the door of our next satisfied customer (Knocks on door) Alota Vagina from the Ghetto Psychic Network, open the door Man: Alota Vagina that bitch from.... Alota: That's right it's me now open the door were here to get your testimonial (Door opens) Man: Hey is this shit on Tv? Alota: Tell us how the Ghetto Psychic Network has worked for you? Man: Well my Psychic Network told me I was going to have some time off from my job (croud: oohhhh) but then I seen my girlfriend in McDonald's with this other motherfucker so I had to smoke both of they asses, so you see I am going to have time off, 25 years off (croud:awww) Psychic Network you was right again Alota: Now need I say more, our Ghetto hotline is open for all calls, call 1-800-haul ass I said 1-800-haul ass, call now and get the first 15 minutes for free motherfuckers! Redman: This message was sponsored and brought to you by motherfuckers who smoke a lot of weed and will smack the shit out of you incorporated