Polyester Girl

All I want you to say is nothing at all And all I want you to do is stare at the wall I love your plastic hair and plastic eyes Marvel at your plastic breasts and plastic thighs My polyestergirl So shiny Polyestergirl So shiny Polyestergirl So shiny Polyestergirl So shiny You're the perfect guy's accessory Dangling from my arm for all of the pretty people to see Boy's with sassy pouts and perky glee Great for backstage and entertainment award ceremonies My Polyestergirl So shiny Polyestergirl So shiny Polyestergirl So shiny Polyestergirl So shiny Took you for a ride up in an aeroplane But your body burst and left an ugly stain Had to take your pieces back to the factory It took them several weeks to get you back to me My polyestergirl So shiny Polyestergirl So shiny Polyestergirl So shiny Polyestergirl So shiny Polyestergirl She's my polyestergirl Shiniest in all the world She's my polyestergirl Shiniest in all the world She's my polyestergirl Shiniest in all the world