Grumpy Old Man

Hi, it's okay Look over the fence There's things over there That I know you don't know about yet Listen I'm so defensive, there are things over there that I do not know about, yeah I'm so defensive, I get caught up in the modern day, the fishing net that's pulling at my feet I'm so defensive, I got bongos thumping in my chest and something tells me they don't beat for me And I'm so defensive, I got egg shells on my doorstep and I don't give second chances easily I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater You got short hair, short beard, nothin' feels better Than me and you and me and me I'm so defensive, I got boobies on my booty I got feelings in my feelings, I got violets on my violence, yeah I'm so defensive I got fire in my fire I got whiskey in my shower, got my dancing feet on fleek I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater You got short hair, short beard, nothin' feels better Than me and you and me and me I'm so defensive, I've got eggshells around me I love romance, but I got eggshells around me I'm on the fence and I got eggshells around me Don't step on 'em, don't step on 'em Don't step on 'em, don't step on me Bo Diddley buy baby diamond ring And if that diamond ring don't shine He gonna take it to a private eye If that private eye can't see He'd better not take the ring from me I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater You got short hair, short beard, nothin' feels better Than me and you and me and me I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater You got short hair, short beard, nothin' feels better Than me and you and me and you I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater You got short hair, short beard, nothin' feels better Than me and you and me and you I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater Got that long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater You got short hair, short beard, nothin' feels better Than me and you and me and me Take you right up into the galaxy on your galactic steed With Sting My friend Sting Ride 'em, cowboy