Michael (Live From Webster Hall)

[Verse 1] Michael Hold my hand and spin me 'Round until I'm dizzy Loosen up my chemicals Michael Hold my hand and spin me 'Round until I'm dizzy Loosen up my chemicals [Verse 2] Michael Lick the poison apple Drag me to the chapel Pullin' out my centerfold Michael Lick the poison apple Drag me to the chapel Pullin' out my centerfold [Chorus] Police, police, police Won't you teach me how to play? Watch you do it every day Oh, in such a scary way Release, release, release Yeah, I want a scab today Put it in my favorite place Kinda hurts, but that's okay [Verse 3] Michael You know, I fuckin' hate her Yeah, you're such a player Why don't you just cut her off? Michael Save me some for later Freakin' out the neighbors Shatter like a Molotov [Chorus] Police, police, police Won't you teach me how to play? Watch you do it every day Oh, in such a scary way Release, release, release Yeah, I wanna scab today Put it on my favorite place Kinda hurts, but that's okay [Outro] Michael! Michael! Shut the fuck up!