[Intro]
Psst, I see dead creepers
(Miner on the beat, ho)
[Verse 1]
Ayy, farmin', I don't need hoe
Creep-o any glitched pig, he a free throw
Mob down, splash 'em with a potion, he gon' bleed, bro
Strap a creeper to the rocket, he float around like Nemo
What's up with accidental-ass mobs tryna seem common?
Your Microsoft can hate me, fuck 'em all and they mama
How many flaws you really got? I mean, it's too many options
I'm finna stash 'em with the sword, that's a raw diamond
Beat your ass and hide the guidebook if Notch watchin'
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show creepers
Certified PV champ, I'm the one that's slayin' most of 'em
Stab him with a farming tool, now he got a hoe in him
Pole in him, slay that bitch, really death-rowin' him
Say, Notch, I hear you likin' bombs
You best not ever code annoying ass mobs
To anyone that plays this game and they in love
Just make sure you keeping peaceful mode on
They tell me creeps was only meant to be a piggy now
And zombies act like zombies, just like they supposed to now
This creeper doesn't act right, why is he around?
Certified monsters? Certified error file
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Steve, fuck 'em up
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, They blow up my stuff
Why you creepin', lil' bitch? Ain't you tired?
Tryna act tough but you scared of a miner
[Chorus]
To the enderman, he not like us, he not like us, he not like us
To the zombies, he not like us, he not like us, he not like us
[Verse 2]
You think that we gon' let you blow up our base, creeper?
I think that desert 'bout to be your last stop, creeper
Your code failed, I don't know why you still existin'
What is a creeper? Pig coidin' and mistaking, go
The playerbase not dumb
Claim the walk speed is fine, hey, Notch, they not slow
The mineshaft goes deep, I could dig further, I promise
Ain't that somethin'? Put a bounty out on your head, you not what the playerbase wanted
Ain't a mob, boy, you fraud, boy, fetch gunpowder or somethin'
Since 2009, we had this bitch jumpin'
You glitches ain't supposed to be here, you quick, timin' on violence
What Microsoft for? A jerk circle for higher-ups? Pussy
Gates better straighten his collar, they better fix this monster
These creeper gon' need a doctor, ain't nobody gon' stop us
Fuck a sword, man, fuck a axe, man, fuck a pick, man
This bow 'bout to sing like CaptainSparklez
Makin' a walkin' nuke while devin' the game, we was minin'
They never patched the glitch out of the game, started bombin’
Now Beast Boy was the OG, guess we ain't deserve him neither
From the tundra down to the jungle, know that we won't speak to no creepers
That homeboy need a healer, that predator move in flocks
This thing got to be taken out, replaced with another mob
I scheme on these glitches with my boy and arrow cocked
Yeah, it's all eyes on me, I send it up to the Blood God, ayy
Put the wrong code on him and I'ma get him dropped, ayy
C4 music and I won't pass the aux, ayy
How many shots do my bow got in stock? Ayy
One, two, three, four, five plus fifty-nine, ayy
Creeper is a liar, he a bug, not a mob, ayy
Creepin' ass glitched need to stay inside the vault, ayy
Send him to the nether, make him find a blaze rod
Minin' diamonds all day, it's a must, we outside
[Chorus]
To the spiders, he not like us, he not like us, he not like us
To the skeletons, he not like us, he not like us, he not like us
[Verse 3]
Once upon a time, all of us was base game
Creepers got added, brought us nothin' but pain
Mojang was the maker, buildin' updates all day
Bear with me for a sec', let me talk 'bout this game
The players didn't like the fact that creepers tried to end us
Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda
You give boring patches tryna make up for the creepers
Let me break it down for you, this a real player challenge
You call zombie, askin' how to be a mob (Ayy, what?)
Enderman helped you get your creepin' up (Ayy, what?)
Cave spiders tried to show you how to web
Slime made you feel like you a slime in your head
Drowned said that you could be from oceanside
Skeleton said that you good, but he lied
You run to the players when you need to feel better
No, you not a good addition, they just bad mob designers
The code matter and the truth is the code for your life was a fluke
You a liar
[Bridge]
Mm
Mm-mm
He a bug, he a bug, he a bug
He a bug, he a bug, he a
Glitchin'-ass creeper, he is not a real mob
Glitchin'-ass creeper, he is not a real mob
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life
Glitchin'-ass creeper, he is not a real mob
Glitchin'-ass creeper, he is not a real mob
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life
Let me hear you say, "Ho-jang" (Ho-jang)
Say, "Ho-jang" (Ho-jang)
Then step this way, step that way
Then step this way, step that way
[Outro]
Are we minin'?
All the diamonds?
Then step this way, step that way
Then step this way, step that way
