meet the devs

[Verse 1] Dear Markus I'm sorry, but you caused me exhaustion, let me be honest It takes a man to be a dev and you are not responsive I look at you and wish Mojang had a different designer I’m sorry, but you have to forever be in their shadow Life is hard, I know The challenges always gon' beat us home Sometimes developers make ten mistakes a day before we're told And it’s a good game, they needed good leadership Let me be your mentor, since you clearly don't notice shit Never let a glitch grow in the code, Notch Either it dies right there, or you get burnt down the line, Notch Never become a dickhead, Notch, it's a bad decision Please remember, you can make it good if you remove the glitches Never code switch, notice right from wrong, you a bad dev We all know that it benefits your goals Think about it, take criticism Don't you cut them corners like we know you did Fuck everything you did Don't pay to buy a mansion in the Hills, patch the glitch out this shit Understand, don't make mistakes then hide behind a wall Don't be ashamed, admit your faults Admit you made a bomb, don't make a glitch to hide the glitch Then show the glitch to all Yeah, 2.5 billion, your portion size is large Be proud of who you are, that strength come from within Lot of game devs, that’s real But, we know you ain’t one of them Yeah, you ain't nothing like them But you carry yourself as "King" Can’t understand me right now, just skip to 5:18 [Verse 2] Dear Microsoft We know y'all got some habits, I'll help you to underline Especially with all these Creepers ruining our mining You the publisher, these issues could never go under-minded It's the emotion that we feel It’s too strong to just be discounted Dear Mojang, you gave birth to a griefing incinerator Even getting you to speak on the issues a huge favor I think you should remove all Creepers Like all Creepers, take out all Creepers I'm blaming you for all his bombing addictions Psychopath intuition, the mob that likes to play victim You made a horrible fucking creature, the nerve of you, Mojang Soft, you better sit down, what I'm about to say is so painful Ahem, this thing's a sick freak It's a glitched mob, I think all of his kind should die Him and his friends should get burned down for the rest they meaningless lives He hates villages, always tryna bomb 'em, always reeks of blasting powder Wanna beef with me, he doesn't understand being a pig just fits him better He got many errors in his little code, that, for some reason, you keep allowing Yeah, villagers shouldn't be compromised, but he's making explosions around 'em And we gotta build our bases knowing there's predators like him lurking Fuck a rap battle, he should die so that we can finally play with a purpose I've been with this game for twelve years, let me tell y'all one lil secret It's some cringe shit going on, and Mojang always the one to police it Tryna bait and switch us with the Cave & Cliffs versions, thinking we'll let it slide past us Then we leak the codes to the public, but they still wanna push their agenda To any person who be playing this game; just know that you're playing yourself, sir And you better start selling your console They the weirdos, not the good ones Tech told me "Injustice repays", so I'mma get mine And Microsoft 'bout to be raided too, it's only a matter of time Hey, DanT, keep your bases away Hey, Felix, keep your bases away To anybody who embody their love for the craft? Keep their bases away He creeping at you too if you building by him Keep the bases away I'm looking to shoot through any Creeper that lives Keep the bases safe [Verse 3] Dear Enderman I'm sorry he turned on you, you deserve a better friend He don't commit to much except for griefing, that's for sure He's a psychopath, a terrorist living inside our walls Try destroying mansions rather than building his fucking own He should be teaching you mob tech or slaying humans with you Or there with you in The End guarding the dragon, always with you Instead, he's in our homes blowing us up and bombing us Examples that you don't deserve I wanna tell you that you're loved, you're brave, you're kind You got the chance to save our world and you can change the Creepers mind 'Cause Enderman are a fan-favorite But he thinks that he's the greatest Love for him is just delusion, but that's the life he's used to Mojang probably don't wanna claim him neither History do repeats itself, for Brine, they ain't need a reason But, I would like to say, it's not your fault that he's breaking all of us down Give you grace, 'cause, honestly, I think me and you could be pals So just maybe our base could stand tall later Giving us confidence to build awesome mansions or something I hope later I never wanna see you bite for no reason, it's bad behavior Sitting in the rain, plotting explosions for validation Know we love you for eternity, despite all pain I'll tell you who the Creeper is, just play this song when it rains Yeah, he's a base-breaker, fun hater, super-bomb, right And a fucking glitched bitch that should never see more life Meet the devs [Verse 4] Dear Creeper I know you're probably thinking that I just came here to beat you But, truthfully, I'd rather never again have to see you Ain't supposed to be a flawed line or code within this game But you fucked up the moment you mentioned Alex's name Why'd you have to stoop so low to discredit these decent creatures? Guess integrity is lost when their love just never reached you And I'd like to understand, 'cause the flaws was all in your code Big creeper, but you showing up as a pig, nothing more You got griefing problems, killing problems Fake mobbing and bombing problems Hate our bases, hate our houses Destroying the village problems Updates are a lovely start, but I suggest a full removal Strip the Creeper from the model I tried to empathize with you 'Cause I know that you ain't been through nothing Crave entitlement, but wanna be like so bad that it's puzzling No dominance, let's recap moments you didn't fit in No secret talks with Endermen, no zombies or skeletons Just disrespecting the players, identity's on the fence Don't know which species would suit you The model you're living in is compromised by personas Can't channel your mobbing act even when standing next to a zombie You a home breaker You gon' try and blow my home up, ain't ya? Wanna bomb my base, huh? That ain't right, that ain't how Mojang made you Take that mask off, I wanna see who fucked up my achievements Why believe you? You never gave us nothing to believe in 'Cause you lied about me hating mobs, you lied about the murdering You lied about your future and your past tense, all this perjury You lied about the code-writers, you lied about developers They all pussy, you lied on 'em I know they all want you winning You lied about the Enderman, you lied to Zombie, huh? You lied about the other mobs that's preying, hoping you don't bomb You lied 'bout Beast Boy being out because we wanted you instead Fuck a rap battle, this a long life battle with the devs