All Girls Cheat

[Intro: Rhymefest & Philippe Wynne sample] And everything's gonna work out fine I don't know, man Oh, Lord Not the way things is lookin' Look, let me tell y'all somethin' [Hook: Mario & Rhymefest] Are we really sure? Women—they do the same thing that men do, man That a love that's lasted for so long can still endure? They cheat, they go out, they wild, they "girls gone wild," but they a lil' better at it than we at it! Do I really care? See, they plan it out, man! And—And if you don't understand how the game works Hey, hey, let's talk about distractions goin' on elsewhere You know what? I think it's time for me to break it down to you Let me tell you my story [Verse 1: Rhymefest & Mario] Now, your sister lyin' for you when I walk in the house She like, "Oh, you just walked in—she just stepped out!" What, I'm two seconds behind you? Take detectives to find you Let me just remind you who the hell you lyin' to Said that you was goin out with Claire I called Claire ("Hello?") She was at home—you wasn't there I'm like, "Aw, hell, naw, dog, she wouldn't dare" Dare, she did; went to the club—there she is That's my word, I started thinkin' all absurd I started listenin' to Tank, like ("Well, maybe I deserve...") Yeah, yeah, I cheated once, twice, maybe three But, hey, that ain't the point—we ain't talkin' 'bout me Don't change subjects and claim you love 'Fest When every other day, I don't know who you gon' fuck next I'm thinkin' you my girl, my lady, my boo Tell me it meant nothin'! We can work this through—psych! [Hook: Mario & Rhymefest] Are we really sure? (Yeah, yeah) That a love that's lasted for so long can still endure? (Can it still endure?) Do I really care (Yeah, yeah, la-da-da-da, da da da) Hey, hey, I'm talkin' 'bout distractions goin' on elsewhere [Verse 2: Rhymefest] Oh, you don't think you need game? Homies, you better have it 'Cause women cheat like men, only they better at it You kiss your girl on the cheek (*Smooch*), thinkin' she sweet She got a man to meet at least for every day of the week (Monday!) She with Larry—he think he slicker than hair grease Big daddy with a Caddy, and he rockin' his hairpiece He like to show off—he spendin' the bucks But she ain't even gotta fuck him, 'cause he can't get it up (Tuesday!) She with Claude—he on some "treat her like a lady" shit Chivalrous, pull the chair out, and he's always there to babysit, so— (Wednesday and Thursday?) She can go out and dance And if she met me, she prolly had a one-night stand (Friday!) She back with you, kissin' and cuddlin' Talkin' 'bout her hard week and lookin' for love again Now, I ain't tryin' to tell you that you wrong for keepin' her All I'm tryin' to say is, "You don't own her—you leasin' her" [Hook: Mario & Rhymefest] (Are we?) Are we really sure? (Ugh, really sure, c'mon) That a love that's lasted for so long (That a love, that a love, that a love) Can still endure? (Still endure for me, baby, can it still endure?) Do I really care? (I don't know) Hey, hey, hey, hey! I'm talkin' 'bout distractions goin' on elsewhere [Verse 3: Rhymefest] Look, I'ma sing it one more time, man—don't get distracted: "Your woman cheat like you, only she better at it" She come up with the plan beforehand Beforeyou even ask, "Where was your ass?" she tell you where she been And then give you a hug, back-rub, run the water for the tub By now, you done forgot you was a thug Wait—you need some help, stud Your girl wearin perfume and Spandex Like, "I'm goin to the health club with Cheryl—you know Cheryl!" Yeah, you know Cheryl With two baby daddies: one for her and one for your girl And the whole world know, but they can't convince him That's his baby mama, and he's so defensive She ride around in the Benz and spend them ends up Took me to the mall—that was so expensive! I ain't tryin' to tell you not to give her your best (Okay) But you might wanna still have a paternity test (Woo!) [Hook: Mario & Rhymefest] (Are we?) Are we really sure? (Are we really sure?) That a love that's lasted for so long Can still endure? (Can it still endure? Ooh, hoo) Do I? I don't really care (Hey) Hey, hey, hey, hey! (La-da-da-da, da da da) Let's talk about distractions goin' on elsewhere (Elsewhere) [Outro: Mario] Talkin 'bout it goin on elsewhere Cause there's so many girls Around the world Goin' on elsewhere Goin' on elsewhere 'Cause there's so many girls Around the world Goin' on elsewhere Goin' on elsewhere (Hey, hey, hey, hey!)