Microwave (Acoustic)

[Intro] Dear people of the universe Bluebells are purple Greenland's not green My pinky's not pink So what does it mean? Roses are red But my name's not Dave (Are you drunk?) I'm not drunk! Microwave Do you know what I'm saying? Do you know what I'm saying? [Pre-Chorus] Lying on the kitchen floor I know I shouldn't do it but I wanna do it more [Chorus] Wait, sorry, I zoned out What did you just say? Did you just call me pretty? You must be mistaken Or talking to a mirror Sorry I'm bad at words [Verse] Maths is yellow and science is blue Marmite's gross and so are you Scotland isn't real Nicholas Cage isn't either Yesterday I made friends with a spider O-M-G [Pre-Chorus] Lying on the kitchen flooring I bet you think that I'm boring [Chorus] Wait, sorry, I zoned out What did you just say? Did you just call me pretty? You must be mistaken Or talking to a mirror 'Cause you're telling lies You're so stupid I'm going ba-ba-ba-da-dum Wait! Sorry, I zoned out What did you just say? Did you just call me pretty? Wow! Yeah, la-lalalala-la (Sorry, I'm so bad at this) [Outro] I put my heart inside a microwave A microwave A microwave A microwave for you I put my heart inside a microwave A microwave, (Hey!) A microwave, (Hey!) A microwave for you (Hey!) I put my heart inside a microwave A microwave, (Hey!) A microwave, (Hey!) A microwave for you I put my heart inside a microwave A microwave A microwave For You (credits to @ivyridian on discord for the lyrics)